I'm going to jail i love you
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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