I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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