Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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