white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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