i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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