Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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