you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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