Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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