some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We left the knife in your bed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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