dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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