How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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