names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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