just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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