I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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