But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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