We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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