I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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