Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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