Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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