Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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