i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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