through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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