smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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