He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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