I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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