I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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