So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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