It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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