True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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