It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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