is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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