I must be too annoying 4 u.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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