Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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