so let's talk penis.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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