but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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