yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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