its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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