Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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