You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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