do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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