there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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