I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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