Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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