bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize