My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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