Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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