Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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