how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A+ Viking dick
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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