and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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