bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I didn't notice because vodka
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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