Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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