Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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