I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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