Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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