I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I need water and some morals
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
His nipple licking is glorious
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